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Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.

#how’s it like in 2012? #flying cars? #zombies? #did justin bieber grow chest hair?

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Dec 31st

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"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...

Dec 31st

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this would be me and Josh J... *cough*

Me: I LOVE YOU I WANT TO BE IMPREGNATED BY YOU I WANT TO THROW MY ARMS AROUND YOU AND SNUGGLE WITH YOU IN A BED I DON'T EVEN CARE IF IT'S YOURS WE COULD BREAK INTO FUCKING IKEA (THEY HAVE THOSE IN CANADA TOO RIGHT?) AND SNUGGLE ON THE FUCKING HÜDENFRËUGEFS I DON'T CARE I WANT TO HOLD YOU AND TOUCH YOUR FACE AND STUBBLE AND LOVE YOU AND MAKE YOU FUCKING TOAST WITH SOME BACON AND GRAPEFRUIT JUICE AND YOU KNOW WHERE WE'LL GO AFTER THAT WE'LL GO TO THE BEACH AND BANG AND WE CAN HAVE A MONTAGE OF US SKIPPING THROUGH A MOTHER FUCKING FIELD OF MOTHER FUCKING TULIPS AND WE'LL HAVE LITTLE HOCKEY-PLAYING CHILDREN AND HAVE A HAPPY FAMILY AND WE'LL RUN AROUND IN THE NUDE WHEN WE'RE OLD AND THE KIDS ARE GROWN CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE ALONE AND THAT OLD YOU CAN SAY FUCK CLOTHES MAN GIMMIE MY FUCKING BUTTERSCOTCH PUDDING GOD JUST LOVE ME.
Josh: I'm sorry I didn't catch that, whatd you say?
Me: oh can you sign my face please? And maybe have sex with me?
Josh: What.
Me: What who said that

Dec 30th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD 
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they

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Dec 27th

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notlellathellama: Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE OH MY GOD H O W W H Y CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT WHY DO YOU EXIST GET OUT LEAVE I HATE YOU SO MUCH ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO Unacceptable ways of...

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I don't know anyone who uses/abuses Adderall for...

madamel: gt2bthegoodlife: hermittendencies: theoriginalkelsey: gt2bthegoodlife: If this is so, I’ll stay where I am :) I don’t use/abuse Adderall Me either! this is a good thing, because they said 1 in 4 people do it, and 3 of my FSC friends (Kelsey, Natasha, and Jordan) have said they don’t, and I don’t, so we’re epic, and breaking stats! I was mentioned! :O we’re breaking...

Dec 27th

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